notorious-viv:

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lubricates:

me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?

woman: uh… it’s for a boy.

me: okay congratulations

me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy

woman: i want a boy toy please

me: haha dont we all

woman:

me:

me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose

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foghedgehog:

animyuls:

Rejection and humility faces

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jakemorph:

meanplastic:

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carnival-phantasm:

moonlandingwasfaked:

woozydoozie:

As long as we’re sharing our favorite moments from the comics: snufkin introducing himself because he hates banks and loves fruit

op didn’t mention this but to make it better:

this is snufkins first appearance in the comics

Snufkin, showing up for the first time: “Hello,

FUCK BANKS”

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allsadnshit:

being alive is like a whole fucking thing dude ive only been here 23 years and can only really remember like 10 of those years at most and yet im literally immobilized by fear and anxiety i have no clue what i want and yet i am mad at myself for not moving fast enough? like towards what? for who? who is even going to hand me a medal for living correctly? like what would happen if i was just content but like no one knew and i told no one. would that still count? i think it would

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